This is a true story.
This happened on the way to college today. I was going into the turn lane and an old woman cut me off when she could have switched lanes A FUCKING LONG TIME before I had approached, and then I have to slam on my brakes, and as the road rapes my car in the tires and they scream out in pain, and as I make a beautiful chord by adding my car's horn to the screeching tires, she has the fucking nerve to give me that "thank-you wave" that you give drivers when they let you have the right-of-way.
I swear, I want to fucking kill everyone sometimes.