Author's Comments:

Asci, 03 Oct 2006 07:31 pm

That was fucking epic. Panel 1
<Hazz> YOUR MOTHER FUCKED TWELVE MIDGETS AND THEN BINGE DRANK AND THREW UP ON THE QUEEN AND THEN GOT THE AIDS CANCER!
<Safer> DON'T HURT ME!

Panel 2
<Asci> Hazz sure is an interesting character...
<Future> Heh, yeah. Remember that time we gave him temp ops?

Panel 3
<Hazz> ALL RIGHT, WHO THE FUCK ELSE WANTS SOME?
<+bEAM CANNON> MALFUNCTION
<someone offscreen> Oh god, my babies! And my penis! And my dignity!

Panel 4
<Asci> The terror... The destruction...
<Future> No? Me either.
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Hazz is drunk off water, apparently.

This comic was inspired by an event back about a year ago, when we gave Hazz temporary half-operator status. He tried to ban a particularly annoying member named Forest_Sage, but somehow... Did it wrong.

What command he typed is still unknown to this day, but the result was:

* Hazz sets mode: +soee *!*@this *!*@bitch

+soee was derived from letters of Forest_Sage, and *!*@this *!*@bitch were the hosts he had set +e on. The words "this" and "bitch" were probably him trying to make a kick message.

To this day, it remains one of the most awesome things ever to happen on #Future.

User's Comments:

Future, 04 Oct 2006 12:34 pm

<3 This is just great, one of the best events in history. Thank you Hazz, for making that day rememberable. <3

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